The Betches 2019 Gift Guide: $50-$150 | Betches

more expensive or a little Pottery Barn Black Marble Wine Cooler, $59 Vineyard Vines Holiday Pajama Pants, $65 BFFS & BABES Pastel Party Tie-Dye Cotton Fleece Pullover Sweatshirt, $68 as|if by Nassif #FRESHSTART Regimen, $89 Brooklinen Super-Plush Robe, from $98 Fitbit Inspire HR, $99.95 The Ruffino Prosecco Holiday Six-Pack, $100 doesn’t Slip BEAUTY SLEEP TO GO! PINK TRAVEL SET, $119 Olivia Burton Eco Vegan-Friendly Midi Dial Watch, $120 Onzie Black Rib Yoga Set, $126 Briogeo Rose Quartz Crystal Energy Comb, $128 Comb away the day’s stress and tension to rebalance and restore your scalp and hair harmony.” At the very least, it looks pretty. Yeah yeah, it’s a little gender-normative, but you can give this crate to anyone who’s into …

Happy Friendsgiving: Weekend Horoscopes November 22-24 | Betches

It’s almost Thanksgiving, and most of us are being unfairly targeted by the cosmos to spend time (if not suffer a bit of drama) at the hands of family members and close friends. Will your slightly racist uncle make more colorful comments this year? Will your aunt dig in to your romantic history? Or will you decide to sit out of Thanksgiving altogether in a show of solidarity with other introverts? Stay tuned for that. In the meantime, you can seek some comfort in your weekend horoscopes. Capricorn Don’t get weirded out if you want to spend time alone on Saturday, Capricorn. Sometimes self-love comes in the form of locking the door, turning off your phone, and being alone with …

What’s Fueling Our Collective Obsession With Selena Gomez? | Betches

that features a shirtless Carisi? I’ve only been aggressively tweeting this suggestion at him for the last six seasons. Or, like, will I die alone? Then, of course, there’s also why the hell is everyone so obsessed with Selena Gomez?   or to report on the more hard-hitting stuff in her life, like her Instagram comments, , despite the fact that she hasn’t released a new album since 2015 and she’s not afraid to go dark on social media every few months.  Wizards of Waverly PlaceI’mDisney+. So, how does So what is it that makes her so goddamn popular? Sweetest Betch You’ll Ever MeetSo, I want to break down Selena Gomez’s appeal one factor at a time. I think part of …

This Halloween Wedding Is Straight Out Of Your Nightmares | Betches

In our society, more often than not, weddings tend to look pretty similar. While people have different preferences about flowers, colors, dress silhouette, etc., most weddings still consist of your standard white dress and a big, beautiful cake. But not everyone has the same dream for their wedding, and for one bride, her dream wedding was more of a nightmare. To celebrate Halloween, Betches Brides style, we spoke to Dre Fox, a bride who got married last weekend in a true Halloween wedding extravaganza. “As long as I can remember, I have been called the Queen of Halloween—always taking it WAY too seriously, spending months crafting and handmaking my outfits.” When Dre met her now-husband Josh, the two instantly bonded …

What Causes Low Sex Drive And When Should You Worry About It? | Betches

Your sex drive, like the Kardashian-Jenners’ age. This can happen for various reasons. Some may be dealing with stress from work or relationships, others may feel porn would have us believe, most women are not existing in a perpetual state of horniness just waiting for the right pizza delivery guy to get them off with three thrusts (though the pizza part does sound nice). If you are experiencing a decrease in sexual desire, at what point is it an issue and what can you do about it if it is? Not to scare you, but if you’ve been experiencing a low sex drive, it could be a medical condition called Hypoactive sexual desire disorder (HSDD). HSDD is defined by the American Sexual …

Kim Kardashian Is Selling Her Old Stuff On eBay, But Why? | Betches

It’s been over a decade since the Kardashians entered out collective consciousness, and at this point, we’re no strangers to the Kardashian business empire. With Kris Jenner at the momagerial helm, the Kardashians have started dozens of business ventures, raking in billions of dollars and becoming some of the most famous people in the world. Kim Kardashian alone has lines of makeup, perfume, Forbes estimates that Kim’s net worth is around $370 million. Basically, she has more money than anyone needs, and she could never work again if she didn’t want to. So naturally, I was intrigued when Kim posted on her Instagram story this weekend that her latest eBay auction was live. If you’re thinking “wait, Kim Kardashian sells her stuff …

10 Thrillers With An Ending You Won’t Predict | Betches

The ____ Girl. The _____ Wife. actually I know, I know I was suspicious myself because the title is so overdone, but let me tell you, this is nothing like the Debra Messing USA original series of the same name. It’s kind of like but not (you’ll see why once you read it). But, even though the ending of this book was one I’ve read before, the ride was not predictable. This one’s about Claire, who marries hot English professor Byron. Claire is seemingly happy with her husband, but finds reminders of his late first wife, Colleen, everywhere. When she suddenly gets a call from Colleen, she tries to find out what exactly happened and how deeply implicated her husband is. …

Why 50 Cent Is Going After Lala Kent & Randall Emmett Again | Betches

I have aged approximately 56 years since the original #FoftyGate, when 50 Cent posted on Instagram one Friday in April about how Lala Kent’s fiancé, Randall Emmett, owed him a million dollars. 50 (Fifty? Fitty? Fif?) demanded Randall pay him back the money he was owed by Monday, which spawned the phrase “Money by Monday”, which was silk screened onto T-shirts and used as hashtags across the nation. Vanderpump Rules fans and 50 Cent followers alike spent the entire weekend waiting to see if Randall would pay back the money by Monday (spoiler alert: he did, or at least, 50 claimed he did). It was a glorious weekend, and I’m pleased to report that it’s one that is repeating itself, as 50 …

The Best Bachelor in Paradise Recap Youll Ever Read: My High School Would Have Been Ashamed Of This Prom | Betches

Welp #TheBachelor #TheBachelorette #BachelorInParadise #BachelorNation #Bachelormemes A post shared by Brett Vergara (@brettsvergara) on Sep 10, 2019 at 4:55am PDT I love that Dean never says he’ll be fully committed, just that he’d try it out. You know, at least until his van gets fixed anyway. Caelynn spends all of 90 seconds contemplating her decision before bounding off to go roast Connor’s heart over the beach fire pit. CONNOR: Do you want to be with someone who will always choose you or a guy who has abandoned you on a beach on your birthday? CAELYNN: I’m sorry, was there a question in there or? Connor continues to throw Dean under the bus—excuse me, VAN—in an attempt to keep Caelynn in …

A Taylor Swift Hater’s First Impressions Of ‘Lover’ | Betches

Taylor Swift’s new album Lover is finally here, and I guess I’m excited? If you’ve read my articles about Taylor in the past, you know that we’ve gone on quite a ride. It’s been a rollercoaster, and I haven’t always been nice to Taylor. And you guys f*cking dragged me in the comments. Life is a journey, so I won’t apologize for how I felt in the past, but I will give Taylor the benefit of the doubt. I sat down to listen to her brand new album with a completely open mind, and here are my first thoughts about each song. If you disagree with me, feel free to let me know in the comments or on Instagram (@dylanhafer if you …